Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
@Tweetfiction John Mastodon saved my marriage AND MY LIFE, God bless you John Mastodon!
@v64 He taught me how to love a woman and be loved AS a woman. To #JohnMastodon!