Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
@Tweetfiction
I posted a while back that #JohnMastodon 's pronouns are "Fuck Billionaires".

@Okanogen @Tweetfiction

I thought "fuck billionaires" were his middle names? 🤔