Alice McFlurry 
I was texting with my friend and she was typing pussy ¹ but I was interpreting it as pussy ² and, let me tell you, a misunderstanding like that can get real weird real fast.
¹ full of pus
² slang for a vagina
marshmallow rancher@Alice puss in boots always confused me as a child.
James Green@Alice when I was teaching, I used to write it as pus-y...
@ajamesgreen TELL THAT TO MY FRIEND!
Labrador Girl@Alice I used to transcribe research data, and a researcher described a wound as “pussy.” I was required to transcribe verbatim, so I found the researcher and had her change it to “pus-filled.” 😀
Angela Bennett@Alice purulent is the word you both need.
Megan Thomas@Anjicello @Alice came here to say this
Nick@Alice Beware the pussy pussy.
@linuxfiend Pussy Pussy would make a decent band name.
WAH@Alice Always use proper English when referring to these matters: v-jay jay can never be confused for a furry feline ( or can it)
PirateRo@Alice and here I thought you were talking cats!
Efften@Alice doing Mad Libs in high school and when asked for an adjective my friend “‘Pussy’. Have fun with that one.”
Beavarah 
@Alice was it as good for you as it was for me? 😮💨
The1goit 
@Alice there's a third for pussy cat
Grandmaster Flush@Alice Ooze and Ahs.
Larry@Alice My wife works at a veterinary clinic, and one of the first things they teach new hires is "Do not write 'pussy discharge' in the charts. It is 'purulent discharge.'"