Alice McFlurry 
I was texting with my friend and she was typing pussy ¹ but I was interpreting it as pussy ² and, let me tell you, a misunderstanding like that can get real weird real fast.
¹ full of pus
² slang for a vagina
James Green@Alice when I was teaching, I used to write it as pus-y...
@ajamesgreen TELL THAT TO MY FRIEND!