Alice McFlurry 
I was texting with my friend and she was typing pussy ¹ but I was interpreting it as pussy ² and, let me tell you, a misunderstanding like that can get real weird real fast.
¹ full of pus
² slang for a vagina
Labrador Girl@Alice I used to transcribe research data, and a researcher described a wound as “pussy.” I was required to transcribe verbatim, so I found the researcher and had her change it to “pus-filled.” 😀