Welcome to Mastodon. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networks.

I thought so much of Mastodon, that I elected to establish my account here, in the Fediverse, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call Mastodon my home.

I absolutely 100% did not steal this from someone on Bluesky.
@gamingonlinux If only my friends would move here T-T
@gamingonlinux This is the top-tier tongue in cheek shitposting I come here for!
@gamingonlinux DON'T DRINK THE WATER, THEY PUT SOMETHING IN IT, TO MAKE YOU FORGET
@gamingonlinux that pic selection
😁 👌
@gamingonlinux Funny; you showing up on this day in particular.
@michaelgemar
No, Elon is Cave Johnson, but worse at actually getting results.
@gamingonlinux welcome to instance 17
@gamingonlinux *guard noises* boost that toot.
@gamingonlinux i can't see this screenshot without thinking about the "pissed off Breen" AI voice edit of this intro.
@gamingonlinux replace all with twitter I can barely understand the fed verse but I’m loving this place
@gamingonlinux wake up, wake up and smell the ashes
@gamingonlinux Mastodon might become the last redoubt of Social Media. But will it give birth to Badger ?
@gamingonlinux glad you did, One of the few accounts I follow!
@gamingonlinux this joke was perfectly timed for me since i just played through HL2 for the first time a few days ago 😁
@gamingonlinux don't pet the catgirls.. they got somethin' in 'em- somethin' that makes you into one of em..