It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️Somebody is telling newcomers the tale of #JohnMastodon, right? How he killed a bear with his bare hands? How he saved a child from going over Niagra Falls? His Barbershop Quartet?
John ShirleyJohn Mastodon was a mighty trans, a mighty trans is he
he lifted up powerful servers
and he serves up herbal tea
Oh John Oh John Oh Mastodon
wrote a ballet and ten thousand pages of code
yes this is the tale of john Mastodon, come along and sing his ode, oh, come along and sing his ode