@SwiftOnSecurity I thought it was the Master Dons, like the Italian Mafia? Don’t tell me I signed up for nothing. There’s not even pizza…? I’m not gonna get an Italian gangster Daddy that’s gonna feed me Nonnas cooking? * cries *

@SwiftOnSecurity I followed you for years until I deleted my twitter a year ago. Glad I found your weird ass again.

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They are in Pittsburgh at anthrocon?

@SwiftOnSecurity Hilariously there’s at least 3 instances (that I know of, there’s probably more) that could fill that need 😂😂