With Twitter Services Limited And Unreliable, Americans Turn To “Books” To Determine Whether Jews Fabricated Red Cross Blood Drives As Part Of Great Replacement
@Popehat Sorry, I just can't believe this, you didn't even mention vaccines!
@Popehat what are these books you speak of?
@Popehat but reading is for queers. Slippery slope imo.
@Popehat imaging the expressions on local librarians faces when someone comes in and asks "where's your section on Covid vaccines causing magnetism"
@Popehat so The Turner Diaries then
@Popehat Oh god. Books are the worst.
@Popehat that's a keeper.
I'm just glad all the companies had time to adjust their advertising models between the time Twitter got bought out by a right wing conspiracy theorist and when it finally became unsustainable both as a business model and as a functional website.
@Popehat Onion-worthy
@chuckgraef @Popehat I was super confused by the lack of a clickable link, he really nailed The Onion’s voice.
@Popehat Old school then... lol nicely done
@Popehat Did I say 'overlords'? I meant protectors.
@Popehat Yes, or Twitter people migrate to Mastodon, the most unusable and frustrating social medial site in the history of man. This site is pure crap.
@bmaz @Popehat I may be a dumb schmuck, but I am more surprised by the fact that an exact replica of twitter wasn’t easy to program for us to migrate to than I am that Elon Musk is being destructive once again.
@Popehat *sigh* I've missed you on twitter. Also I've missed your book recommendations.
@Popehat What about space lasers!
@Popehat @lisamelton that could not be. Books are like kryptonite.

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Remixed. 🥬 know iF this is acceptable 📖

@Popehat come on Ken. You know they’re not reading books. They’re over on YouTube doing “research”
@Popehat “Clifford, the big red Jew.”

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books!

my god

"precisely my dear"

@Popehat C'mon Ken, assuming Americans can read is a bit of a stretch don't you think?

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That wou li d be absolutely brilliant.
Its impossible to browse a bookstore and not open a door in your mind.

@Popehat Where could I find one of those? Is there a website for books?
@Popehat You have stand up comic potential
@Popehat Old White Dude approaching librarian. "How do I locate the space lasers on this 'Globe' thingie?"
@Popehat Americans also rediscover the efficacy of foil hats, but deem aluminum superior to old tin for blocking 5G and fake news.
@Popehat didn't know they had picture books on the subject.
@Popehat Do you need a crypto lawyer, Ken? Twitter has the answer:
@Popehat Books themselves are an invention of the Khazarian Mafia, created as an ideological "vector" to infuse our synaptic vessels with Babylonian money-magick as part of a centuries-old blood-oath (blood "drive" - FOOLING NO ONE) against America via the illegal and unconstitutional Federal Reserve System, IRS, FBI, FEMA, Homeland Security, TSA and YES THE NFL AND ASPCA.