Apostrophe crime's

Sitting here cackling at all the psychic damage this is causing

The replies are great

I have no regret's

And now there's a language rules deep dive going on (which is great and interesting)

Life finds a way

@welshpixie Apostrophes are Australian commas

@welshpixie The badstrophe's are everywhere. But sorry, this is amateur hour compared to a certain chip shop I visited in Cornwall one fated afternoon


*pushes mental image of the word “pea's” away*

@alderwick Heh, was just saying that's very common here - apostrophes like that are correct in Afrikaans then people who speak Afrikaans carry them over into their English writing
@welshpixie I just saw you toot about the linguists' deep dive! Thanks for brightening our days with your crime's 
@welshpixie I read the ' as a glottal stop, and that kinda makes this sound as if I'm reading it with a serious hiccup xD
@welshpixie This is that sketchy agenda that was talked about, isn't it? 😄
@welshpixie I wanted to start a band called The Misspeler's
Clearly the techbros were right (in a stopped clock kind of way) and @welshpixie must be stopped
@ljwrites *lurks in the rafters, giggling*
@welshpixie I mean why hate on her for perfectly reasonable admin decisions when one can condemn her for being a grammar troll? 
@welshpixie You’re secretly a grocer. Admit it.
@welshpixie Don't do i't!

@alderwick Too late!

I did it!

*scampers off, cackling*

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'tis an ill wind that blows no minds
@welshpixie @doot with punctuation s’kills like that you could open a grocery s’tore