Apostrophe crime's

Sitting here cackling at all the psychic damage this is causing

The replies are great

I have no regret's

@welshpixie The badstrophe's are everywhere. But sorry, this is amateur hour compared to a certain chip shop I visited in Cornwall one fated afternoon…

*pushes mental image of the word “pea's” away*

@alderwick Heh, was just saying that's very common here - apostrophes like that are correct in Afrikaans then people who speak Afrikaans carry them over into their English writing
@welshpixie I just saw you toot about the linguists' deep dive! Thanks for brightening our days with your crime's