I’m sure my wife will have a perfectly rational reaction to this
@jerry She should let it sink in first.

@karl you son of a bitch. 🀭

@jerry

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Probably was on the 🍯.do List Jerry but you are just ahead of the curve 😹

@jerry were you dancing in the sink again?
@johnefrancis technically, I was dancing on the counter and fell in the sink

@jerry things seem to have escalated.

Mrs. Jerry comes home. Sink gone, water everywhere, mess all over the kitchen, 1/4 of jerry’s finger missing….

@jerry upside: faucet, etc. not actually mounted on the sink, no broken water lines, no flooding. If the faucet was the same age as the sink you might consider replacing it while access is easy.
@jerry It's nothing a little duct tape won't fix πŸ‘
@jerry when there isn’t a basketball hoop in the kitchen, you have to improvise.
@stevenray I’m going to tell her this is what happened
@jerry perfectly reasonable 😁
@jerry I've found in such cases, rational is relative...
@jerry could you please define rational? I’m guessing we have a regional variance on this one. How comfy is the couch?
@jerry "to be fair honey, we started with wood glue this morning, so I think it's going pretty well"
@jerry Everyone on earth would have!πŸ€”πŸ™‡πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@jerry Kitchen projects! ALWAYS a fun bonding experience!😜
@jerry That’s what should scare you.
@jerry "honey, I broke the sink" πŸ™Š
@jerry Serious question. Are you ever idle?
@Jerry I was idle once and had to deal with my own thought. Do not recommend
@jerry this is THAT moment ...the moment you call up your lawyer and make certain you have all your affairs in order, get that will all drawn up buddy. Good luck πŸ€žπŸ€