Jerry 🦙💝🦙I’m sure my wife will have a perfectly rational reaction to this
Karl@jerry She should let it sink in first.
Cyber Yuki
@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlyProbably was on the 🍯.do List Jerry but you are just ahead of the curve 😹
John Francis@jerry were you dancing in the sink again?
@johnefrancis technically, I was dancing on the counter and fell in the sink
Cat 🐈⬛🛰️ HAS MOVED TO A NEW SERVER@jerry New sink upgrade as a surprise anniversary gift!
RIGHT???
@catbailey does it still count if I’m putting the old sink back in?
@jerry Unfortunately no.
[nate@social0 ~]$ 
@jerry things seem to have escalated.
Mrs. Jerry comes home. Sink gone, water everywhere, mess all over the kitchen, 1/4 of jerry’s finger missing….
Alan Miller 
🇺🇦@jerry upside: faucet, etc. not actually mounted on the sink, no broken water lines, no flooding. If the faucet was the same age as the sink you might consider replacing it while access is easy.
Juanzelli@jerry It's nothing a little duct tape won't fix 👍
stevenray@jerry when there isn’t a basketball hoop in the kitchen, you have to improvise.
@stevenray I’m going to tell her this is what happened
@jerry perfectly reasonable 😁
Mike (no not that one)@jerry I've found in such cases, rational is relative...
Fabrice Roux 
@jerry could you please define rational? I’m guessing we have a regional variance on this one. How comfy is the couch?
Michael Olsen@jerry "to be fair honey, we started with wood glue this morning, so I think it's going pretty well"
Arena Cops 🇺🇦✌@jerry Everyone on earth would have!🤔🙇😂😂😂😂😂😂
otheorange_tag@jerry Kitchen projects! ALWAYS a fun bonding experience!😜
o ifrit caduco 🦔🫚⛈️🐌🌰🍛
Infosec V'ger@jerry That’s what should scare you.
ash@jerry "honey, I broke the sink" 🙊
Jerry on Mastodon@jerry Serious question. Are you ever idle?
@Jerry I was idle once and had to deal with my own thought. Do not recommend
BigDaddyzZz @timbwatkins This is basically why I am married. I think.
kitamine@jerry this is THAT moment ...the moment you call up your lawyer and make certain you have all your affairs in order, get that will all drawn up buddy. Good luck 🤞🍀