WhatwasIsaying
Dire Wolf 
Always start phone conversations with 'my phone is about to die' so you can hang up whenever you want.
KanaMauna@ADDiane Boss move is to say this on a landline.
Bastet 魔王様 😈
Betsy
HollieK@KanaMauna @ADDiane Can do that - just say you forgot to put the phone back in the base the previous day.
bls@ADDiane Works well unless your contacts know you as someone who panics when battery hits 80% 🤣
hesgenThis is Standard Operating Procedure.
Angus MacPhersonhashtag lifehacks
Ronnie@ADDiane this might lead to close relationships gifting you chargers, which honestly I’m thrilled with 🤣
Ciechom 
Emery Brooks ✒️📚@ADDiane We gotta be quick. I'm about to die.
Reboot Robotnik@ADDiane Wait - I always thought you were supposed to let all calls go to voicemail by default
I haven't answered the phone since 2010
Mary Hamer Music@ADDiane My phone’s about to die, but that’s just about best idea I’ve heard all da*beep beep beep*
Locksmith@ADDiane Sometimes I just have the call "drop". Since cell phone signal reliability is still the same as it was in the 90s, no one doubts this.
LucomoAnd always hang up while you yourself are speaking, right in the middle of a sentence. It's more believable this way.
Gilesprotip: start a sentence, and hang up in the middle of talking. Nobody ever hangs up on themselves!
Bus Alderaan@ADDiane How're you just gonna expose the ancient techniques used by the neurodivergent for decades? 😭
@BusAlderaan just trying to help
Roadskater, Ph.D.@ADDiane "I'm getting the low-battery warning noise from my hearing aids."
Raoul@ADDiane This is fucking genius.
Alfonso UrdanetaBeen doing this for ages now. Also "I'm about to enter an area with terrible signal"
DirtyOldTown
Jarrod Surname
Gregory H. B.@ADDiane To phones about to die… we salute you.
André van Schoubroeck@ADDiane Just remember to turn off the phone in case they try to call back
Ian McGecko@ADDiane
"Listen, baby, I'm sorry
Just wanna tell ya don't worry
I will be late, don't stay up and wait for me"
"Say again? You're dropping out, my battery is low
Just so you know, we're going to a place nearby
Gotta go!"
"Listen, baby, I'm sorry
Just wanna tell ya don't worry
I will be late, don't stay up and wait for me"
"Say again? You're dropping out, my battery is low
Just so you know, we're going to a place nearby
Gotta go!"
Toby
edpearl@ADDiane Or hang up while you are speaking so they know it couldn't have been you.
Maureen Kelsey@ADDiane many thanks for your connection 🙏🌹😍☮️