there's a dude on twitter who started keeping a list of all the things women say is gay for men to do and he's in the 700s now
@DMX
For some reason "Drive a Hatchback" seems extremely heinous to me
@DMX I want it to say "have a beard" right under "not have a beard"

@DMX holy shit

I know theres no full posted list but please shoot a link nevertheless when you get a chance

@DMX I gotta know the context on 688, why Saturday specifically?

@DMX I'm most baffled by 690, "Be a barber and have your clients book appointments."

It is extremely specific.