happy 90 days after this tweet.

as i write this, bitcoin is priced at $25,000, below its $26,000 price point on march 17 and a mere $975,000 away from reaching the $1M price point as balaji predicted

balaji, of course, settled the ludicrous bet back in may, as i covered in issue 26 of my newsletter: https://newsletter.mollywhite.net/p/issue-26-fully-prepared-to-litigate

only 97% below his predicted price target!

Issue 26 – Fully prepared to litigate

French celebrities rug pull, Binance backs out, and Hamas gives up on Bitcoin.

Molly White
on the bright side, at least anyone who bought BTC hoping for a sweet 3750% return is only down 3.8% πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
@molly0xfff James medlock got 500k? I thought he was just a friendly shitposter. What am I doing on mastodon

@molly0xfff Long BTC bozos would dispute they're "down" anything until they sell. They'll chase that 3750% until the lid closes.

"I haven't been had! You've been had!"

@andrew @molly0xfff something about shrinking into a corncob, perhaps?
[mentionuserid="8d2495bd-6b79-4a50-92d1-40de3955a793"] i only miss bitfinexed arround tbh
@molly0xfff
You are hired as my Bitcoin advisor. Hearing you loud and clear!
@molly0xfff
But by golly Molly, Woke White is funny though. I'd wear that like a badge of honour. πŸ˜‚
Mild-mannered Molly White, crypto-reporter for the Daily Scammit, but when there's a call for help, she ducks into a phone booth and becomes WOKE WHITE! See her leap tall Bitcoin graphs in a single bound... ok, they're pretty low actually, but still. πŸ˜‚
@molly0xfff
I'm using my bitcoin to buy tulip bulbs, and...the Ring cycle is complete.
@molly0xfff ...but has someone explained the original joke to him, somewhere along the line?
@molly0xfff β€œyou oppressed much of the world” by writing mean blog posts remember