@geekysteven Has a couple of run-ins with some locals, but is always saved by his connections.

@geekysteven very British

@geekysteven Makes sure his contract is airtight with Germanic mercenaries, helps murder foreign big guy and comes home with chests of gold. Yeah, British Empire was not dead yet.

@geekysteven Either that, or he has an extremely large home and the wealthy guy declared it uninhabited in order to pillage...

@geekysteven Guy on vacation gets kidnapped, during escape finds an unattended item, meets homeless cannibal who is not subtly considering eating him, continues escape in good faith