Dr. Maddkap, WerepsychologistJun 14, 2023
BORG: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER: Why?
BORG: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To expand the collective.
5YO: Why?
BORG: So that we may achieve perfection.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To reach the pinnacle of our evolution.
5YO: Why?
BORG: *sigh* Because it’s just something we do, ok?
5YO: Why?
BORG: … you know what? F this …*opens a transwarp conduit and leaves*
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftJun 14, 2023

@drmaddkap *WE ARE CANADIAN BORG*

*RESISTANCE WOULD BE IMPOLITE*

*PLEASE WAIT TO BE ASSIMILATED*

*Pour l'assimilation en français, veuillez appuyer sur le numéro 2*

*(copypasta)*

Show threadkmetzJun 15, 2023

@tezoatlipoca @drmaddkap
*WE ARE GERMAN BORG*

*RESISTANCE IS NOT POSSIBLE*

*YOUR ASSIMILATION IS MANDATORY*

*YOU REQUIRE AN ASSIMILATION APPOINTMENT*

*NO APPOINTMENTS ARE AVAILABLE*

*NEW APPOINTMENTS ARE NOT POSSIBLE*

*SEND YOUR ASSIMILATION PROOF BY FAX TO RECEIVE AN APPOINTMENT REQUEST RECEIPT*

*BUT NOT TODAY*

*WITH BEST GREETINGS*

Show threadWendy Nather
@kmetz @tezoatlipoca @drmaddkap @_L1vY_ That is the absolute truth
Jun 15, 2023 at 2:30pmWeb
Show threadKris Mitka  Jun 15, 2023
@wendynather @tezoatlipoca @drmaddkap @kmetz @_L1vY_ sounds like a system designed by someone who really doesn’t want to be human.