Made pizza for dinner tonight. Didn't go perfectly.
Inner critic voice: "You over-proofed the dough and didn't know you were out of parm reg, this won't be one to be proud of."
Inner compassionate voice: "It's fuckin' PIZZA. If it's cooked and not covered in cockroaches and feces, it'll be pretty good at worst. Relax, everything is fine."
My family: "There is not a restaurant in this city whose pizza is as good as yours."
Even my good self-talk isn't as kind me as my family is.
@middleclasstool it's an outdoor one - ooni karu 12. Takes charcoal and/or wood, also has a gas adapter (which I don't have)
it's. fucking. great.
takes 15 minutes to heat up, uses piss-all fuel, and makes absolutely stunning pizza
if you're pumping them out it needs a bit of a break after the 5th one or so to heat up a bit, but it just keeps cranking away.
@middleclasstool yeah, and it's not very big - and it folds away too.
you deserve one, mat
@middleclasstool you do! and your family deserves wood-fired pizza!
won't you think of your family, mat?
@coriolisdave s'mores...pizza...
I gotta go see what the wife is doin
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