Dr. Maddkap, WerepsychologistJun 14, 2023
BORG: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER: Why?
BORG: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To expand the collective.
5YO: Why?
BORG: So that we may achieve perfection.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To reach the pinnacle of our evolution.
5YO: Why?
BORG: *sigh* Because it’s just something we do, ok?
5YO: Why?
BORG: … you know what? F this …*opens a transwarp conduit and leaves*
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@drmaddkap *WE ARE CANADIAN BORG*

*RESISTANCE WOULD BE IMPOLITE*

*PLEASE WAIT TO BE ASSIMILATED*

*Pour l'assimilation en français, veuillez appuyer sur le numéro 2*

*(copypasta)*

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@drmaddkap Whoa. *Just gonna admit now, this meme has been kicking around the internet for over a decade, but Ill take the boosts and likes anyway*. =D
Jun 14, 2023 at 6:22pmWeb