Dr. Maddkap, WerepsychologistJun 14, 2023
BORG: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER: Why?
BORG: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To expand the collective.
5YO: Why?
BORG: So that we may achieve perfection.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To reach the pinnacle of our evolution.
5YO: Why?
BORG: *sigh* Because it’s just something we do, ok?
5YO: Why?
BORG: … you know what? F this …*opens a transwarp conduit and leaves*
Show threadPetrichor SquirrelJun 14, 2023
@drmaddkap my first and best clinical supervisor in grad school was a child psychologist who told me that when children do that what they're really saying is "I love you, keep talking"
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@PetrichorSquirrel @drmaddkap
Borg missed an important assimilation 😋. imagine Borg asking only wylhy to each other and everyone after the assimilation 🙂
Jun 14, 2023 at 2:54pmWeb