Dr. Maddkap, WerepsychologistJun 14, 2023
BORG: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER: Why?
BORG: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To expand the collective.
5YO: Why?
BORG: So that we may achieve perfection.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To reach the pinnacle of our evolution.
5YO: Why?
BORG: *sigh* Because it’s just something we do, ok?
5YO: Why?
BORG: … you know what? F this …*opens a transwarp conduit and leaves*
Show threadMTRNord (they/them)
@drmaddkap Imagine that they assimilated her, and she would ask this on every collective thought :D
Jun 14, 2023 at 7:32amWeb
Show threadDr Sorcha O’BrienJun 15, 2023
@MTRNord @drmaddkap So basically, taking the Borg down with a DoS (not DDoS because not distributed!)
Show threadMTRNord (they/them)Jun 15, 2023
@_sorcha @drmaddkap Now that makes me wonder why the Borg have never been hacked :D Seems like a major flaw if you can just disrupt it this easily xD