Dr. Maddkap, WerepsychologistJun 14, 2023
BORG: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER: Why?
BORG: We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To expand the collective.
5YO: Why?
BORG: So that we may achieve perfection.
5YO: Why?
BORG: To reach the pinnacle of our evolution.
5YO: Why?
BORG: *sigh* Because it’s just something we do, ok?
5YO: Why?
BORG: … you know what? F this …*opens a transwarp conduit and leaves*
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@drmaddkap
This child should strive for a occupation in the quality management!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_whys
Five whys - Wikipedia

Jun 14, 2023 at 4:48amWeb
Show threadepfiJun 16, 2023
@red_rooster @drmaddkap is it 5-why because it was invented by a 5 year old? 🤯
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@epfi @drmaddkap
I assume the 5-why was invented to save a person from being forced to admit things he messed up in one piece. So that the confession is easier.
And yes, sometimes the behaviors of people you deal with in your mission for quality is not much mature than that of five year old