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Yeah, as expected, pretty typical arraignment transcript overall. Mostly just the usual procedural stuff. Trump pleads not guilty, but that's not a big surprise.
Jun 13, 2023 at 11:24pmWeb
Show threadThat Anonymous CowardJun 13, 2023

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All Mr Smith needs to do it get behind him and gently push, Trumps insane standing posture & center of gravity will send him crashing to the floor where quick work of him can be made and this shit can finally be over.

Show threadGreg WellmanJun 13, 2023
@Pwnallthethings I'd be fine with it. Smith looks much younger and in much better shape.
Show threadI̵E̶E̸E̵ ̷1̵1̸4̴9̴.̷1̷Jun 13, 2023
@Pwnallthethings i mean outside of a negotiated plea deal every single person should plead not guilty. Thats the way it needs to be.
Show threadDon WhitesideJun 13, 2023
@Pwnallthethings this needs the Star Trek duel music to play over it
Show threadFemzForeverJun 13, 2023
@Pwnallthethings lololol
Show threadKevin E. WalshJun 13, 2023
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In response to the challenge, Smith calls for Trial by Triathlon.
Show threadKarl HabermasJun 13, 2023
@Pwnallthethings I think trial by ordeal would be more appropriate. One for each count.
Show thread@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlyJun 14, 2023

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⚖️ - "The court will provide the 📃,📄,📋,📜,📝,🗒️,🚽,💩,🥔, & 🔩+⚾?"

👨‍⚖️ - "Choose your weapons... Carefully." 👀👀

👨‍⚖️ - "⚖️ vs.(🔩⚾)!"

Show threadRob BosJun 14, 2023
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The tedium of legal boilerplate.
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Show threadProtectiveHenJun 14, 2023
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Show threadMr. MacDJun 14, 2023
@Pwnallthethings you had me in the first half, ain't gonna lie.
Show threadAlesandro Ortiz 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈Jun 14, 2023
@Pwnallthethings Almost stopped at the end of the plea to search what "trial by combat" was because I thought it was legal lingo. Good thing I kept reading. 😂
Show threadSereneJun 14, 2023
@Pwnallthethings 🤣🫡
Show threadChris EspinosaJun 14, 2023
@Pwnallthethings It’s too bad Sir Christopher Lee passed away in 2015 because I’d pay anything to see him cast as Jack Smith in this scene
Show threadMichael SladeJun 14, 2023
@Cdespinosa @Pwnallthethings Guess it will have to be Coach Beard.
Show threadMacCruiskeenJun 14, 2023
@Pwnallthethings they should just uses the big scale and see if he weighs as much as a duck.
Show threadAlexJun 14, 2023
@Pwnallthethings you can tell this is fake bcuz the real trump would need a monster gauntlet for his magnum hands
Show threadstarbooJun 14, 2023
@Pwnallthethings That figth amendment right tho, and plus, I am excited to see that trial by combat 🙀