An Aussie farmer looks at his New Zealander neighbours field and sees a sheep in desperate need of a shearing. The Aussie farmer says to his neighbour "I think you should shear that sheep", to which the New Zealand farmer replies "she's mine and I ain't shearing her with no one!"

There's a river with 2 guys on either side. 1st guy says to the other "How'd you get to the other side of the river?"

The other guy says "You are on the other side of the river."

There was a young man

From Cork, who got limericks

And haikus confused

Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and say "Sure is getting hot in here." The other one responds "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7?