Two friends, Mark and Jennifer, are exploring a desert. They run across a large sand formation and decide to set up camp at its peak. Jennifer took the North side, and to the South was the Mark side of the dune.
@TechConnectify Matter of fact, it's all Mark.
@TechConnectify I am so glad that I’m following you for this prismatic rainbow of helpful information.
@TechConnectify someone telling you that you should not camp on a dune in ...3...2...1

@TechConnectify There really is no Mark side of the dune.

...matter of fact, it's all Mark.

@TechConnectify Is there an English word to name those sentences where you swap some of the consonants?
In French we call them contrepèteries.
@TechConnectify terrible, i love it and desire more.

@TechConnectify You reach down and flip Mark on their back, TC.

Mark lays on their back, trying to turn themselves over but htey can't. Not without your help.

But you're not helping, TC. Why is that?

@TechConnectify I had to read that a couple of times. 🤪
@TechConnectify there was a long period where i was thinking “this is structured like a joke, where’s the punchline?” until it hit me lol
@TechConnectify Mark be like: "ay yo check out this spice I found"
@TechConnectify "Rolling eyeballs so far I can see my neck"

@TechConnectify I heard that Jennifer bumped in to a French fan club of the Ocean's Eleven movies and they set up a killer party tent.

They called it the Lair de Clooney.

@TechConnectify argh the cognitive dissonance 😒&👏🏼
@TechConnectify "When the Dumps were worst fed, they were mappily harried. But they signed a denuptial preal. Then Dump went on the trast fack, got rilthy fich, and met a porgia jeech. It was his ducky lay!"
The #CapitalSteps
@TechConnectify Common misconception. He prefers to go by his surname, it's really the Farr side of the dune.
@TechConnectify Roy Rogers left a brand new pair of cowboy boots sitting on his porch because they had a little mud on em. through the picture window, he saw a baby cougar sneak up on the porch and snatch his boots. He immediately called Game and F sh, and told em about the footwear stealing feline. Several hours later there was a knock on the door. Standing on his porch with a crabby baby cougar in a cage stood the game warden…”Pardon me Roy is this the cat that ate your new shoes?
@TechConnectify someone please explain i really do not get this lol
@TechConnectify there is no mark side of the dune, really. As a fatter of mact it’s all mark.