demoran
stux⚡️Hmm! 💡
Kira 
@stux Im gonna do this when my clients dont pay their invoice
Vera 
MYDekel469
Nizar Kerkeni 🇹🇳 نزار القرقني
Lorrie WPretty smart idea tbh 😂💪
Sander van Kasteel@stux I'm gonna remember this!
Maksym Hazevych@stux I often see similar posts on r/scams, so this had me totally unprepared 
Elaine Rigues@stux I have seen a variation of this where the freelancer adds "is on a relationship" to the asshole on Facebook.
The guy says "please delete this!!!!"
Freelance answers: "Pay what you own me"
Martin 🎶💻🤓🐱@stux The only issue here is that your plumber is called Dave.
Callum McNeill@stux What a bait and switch
a.d. 🗽🇺🇸@stux terrific 🤣
Ian Bog'Ste@stux naughty naughty Johnnie!
NimbusTo be fair, the plumbers have been trying to get away with some ridiculous pricing lately. One quoted me $7500 to install a new electric water heater, which cost $500 and took 30 minutes to install.
Its Wizard Time@stux this is obviously a complex bdsm scene.
John is a simple man who isn't handy, Steve handles the type of pipe John needs. Steve misses Steve but understands their dynamic and is trying to get John to know that he wants to take things to the next level..
I hope those two crazy kids make it through this, I've always has high hopes for them.
fluffery 
@ItsWizardTime @stux yea yea but are they both happy? We cant have a divorce when these two passionate lovers eventually get married
@ItsWizardTime @stux
INT. JOHN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
John, a simple man in his early thirties, sits on his couch, engrossed in his phone. His face displays a mix of confusion and excitement.
JOHN
(puzzled)
Hmm, who is this?
INT. STEVE'S PLUMBING OFFICE - DAY
Steve, a rugged plumber in his forties, sits at his desk, holding his phone.
STEVE
(grinning)
I'm glad your phone is working. It's Steve, your plumber. I've sent multiple overdue invoices, final notices, and called numerous times now. Please pay the invoice before I take legal action.
John's confusion turns to embarrassment as he realizes his mistake.
JOHN
(slightly embarrassed)
Oh, I'm so sorry, Steve! I thought this was a different conversation.
INT. JOHN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
John's mind starts to wander, and he begins to imagine an entirely different scenario.
JOHN'S IMAGINATION - BDSM SCENE
In John's vivid imagination, he envisions the Moment where i would actually write about a complex BDSM scene, i wont
JOHN
(murmuring to himself)
This is obviously a complex BDSM scene.
INT. STEVE'S PLUMBING OFFICE - DAY
Steve, perplexed by John's response, tries to clarify the situation.
STEVE
(baffled)
No, John! I'm just your plumber. There's no BDSM scene here. I've been trying to reach you regarding the overdue payment for my services.
BACK TO REALITY - JOHN'S LIVING ROOM
John snaps out of his imagination, feeling a mix of embarrassment and amusement.
JOHN
(realizing his mistake)
Oops! Sorry about that, Steve. I got carried away with my thoughts.
INT. STEVE'S PLUMBING OFFICE - DAY
Steve, now understanding the mix-up, chuckles and tries to lighten the mood.
STEVE
(laughing)
No worries, John, just get the payment in!
INT. JOHN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
John, a simple man in his early thirties, sits on his couch, engrossed in his phone. His face displays a mix of confusion and excitement.
JOHN
(puzzled)
Hmm, who is this?
INT. STEVE'S PLUMBING OFFICE - DAY
Steve, a rugged plumber in his forties, sits at his desk, holding his phone.
STEVE
(grinning)
I'm glad your phone is working. It's Steve, your plumber. I've sent multiple overdue invoices, final notices, and called numerous times now. Please pay the invoice before I take legal action.
John's confusion turns to embarrassment as he realizes his mistake.
JOHN
(slightly embarrassed)
Oh, I'm so sorry, Steve! I thought this was a different conversation.
INT. JOHN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
John's mind starts to wander, and he begins to imagine an entirely different scenario.
JOHN'S IMAGINATION - BDSM SCENE
In John's vivid imagination, he envisions the Moment where i would actually write about a complex BDSM scene, i wont
JOHN
(murmuring to himself)
This is obviously a complex BDSM scene.
INT. STEVE'S PLUMBING OFFICE - DAY
Steve, perplexed by John's response, tries to clarify the situation.
STEVE
(baffled)
No, John! I'm just your plumber. There's no BDSM scene here. I've been trying to reach you regarding the overdue payment for my services.
BACK TO REALITY - JOHN'S LIVING ROOM
John snaps out of his imagination, feeling a mix of embarrassment and amusement.
JOHN
(realizing his mistake)
Oops! Sorry about that, Steve. I got carried away with my thoughts.
INT. STEVE'S PLUMBING OFFICE - DAY
Steve, now understanding the mix-up, chuckles and tries to lighten the mood.
STEVE
(laughing)
No worries, John, just get the payment in!
Kevin Karhan 
Zyra 
Jake Wood@stux this is art
eduqate@stux Seen other, better versions of this. This is an amateurish rewrite which is far too wordy.
Simon ZerafaCustomers who don't pay their invoices aren't customers. They are a liability.
If that technique works then good!
Zoidberg Rodríguez@stux this is brilliant!