Mastodawn

when youre not paying attention im gonna talk to your skeleton and hes gonna tell me what you really are

@exiliaex oh i guess the transphobes were right, my skeleton is male

@voidandnil yeah, but not because of transphobic reasons, but because all skeletons are boys

@exiliaex >he
it's over

@eris have you ever seen a girl skeleton before? i didnt think so. all skeletons are boys

@eris does this look like a girl to you?

@exiliaex

please don’t my skeleton is very mean and he will berate you with facts about the history of rome instead :/

@FawnOverFun dont worry, i'll counter with lies about rome

@FawnOverFun did you know, Romans were the first and last people to ever encounter the serpent people of the surrounding waters

@exiliaex *bad to the bone intro riff goes here*

@exiliaex i read this to my partner who said, I'm gonna need you to stop gendering my skeleton 😅