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I present to you the 90s Band Alignment Chart.
Ali@LadyDragonfly I feel like Bloodhound Gang should have been further south, but I assume you wanted a square graphic and not an endless scroll.
@grissallia ain't no chart long enough to contain the Bloodhound Gang
Metalpoet 
@LadyDragonfly @grissallia if it wasn't for the bloodhound gang would anyone even remember who Chasey Lane was ?
@LadyDragonfly @grissallia that raises an interesting question. "Hooray for boobies" was the compromise album title when the record company wouldn't go for "Hooray for pussy".
So if that came out today, do you think we would have gotten "Hooray for pussy" or would even "Hooray for boobies" have been deemed too risque to sell?
Stephen Sadowski@metalpoetnl @LadyDragonfly @grissallia
That's what they got for going with Republic instead of something like American records, which clearly had no problems with Lords of Acid and everything on Our Little Secret including "Pussy" and "Spank My Booty"
That's what they got for going with Republic instead of something like American records, which clearly had no problems with Lords of Acid and everything on Our Little Secret including "Pussy" and "Spank My Booty"
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
Fabio Romeo@LadyDragonfly @grissallia just say it's a logarithmic scale and all is good.
anubis2814@LadyDragonfly Accurate
Margaret Moonshadow@LadyDragonfly I am either happy or sad, not much in between, kinda like my bipolar diagnosis? lols.
Frankβs Old Thing@LadyDragonfly @grissallia imma gonna take exception with Portishead being so far away from Horny and REM not at least tending to angry.
Kigelia@franksting @LadyDragonfly @grissallia absolutely agree. Portishead are the sexy sound of the 90βs
Erik@kigelia @franksting @LadyDragonfly @grissallia yeah they were to us horny 90s teens what Air brought the early 2000s
JacksonBates@LadyDragonfly this explains my teen years perfectly
texanarchy@LadyDragonfly haha yes. Could there be a band more not horny than rage against the machine? More like rage against getting laid.
@texanarchy @LadyDragonfly they had bigger fish to rage against. Most of my 90s music tastes were horny quadrants and it felt good to hate on fascism for a change (still does)
Chamomile π@LadyDragonfly NIN as "sad horny" is amazing
Bel Lion
Burnt Veggies@LadyDragonfly you could have put the Chili Peppers anywhere on that chart really. Depending on the song/album.
@Burnt_Veggies true but this is specifically 90s era RHCP
@LadyDragonfly Blood Sugar Sex Magic was released in 1991 and I think depending on what song from that album, they could fall anywhere on that chart. Would you have Breaking the Girl listed as a happy song? How about Deep Kick from One Hot Minute released in 1995? Or were you just referring to radio hits? I don't think I would list Under the Bridge as a happy song, either. π€·π»ββοΈ
Cool chart, though.
Mori@LadyDragonfly @Burnt_Veggies Heaps of horndogggery on BSSM though: βSuck My Kissβ, βGive it Awayβ, βBSSMβ, but super horny are βApache Rose Peacockβ,- e.g., βdriveβn down the boulevard/she was soft and I was hardβ and βSir Psycho Sexyβ- e.g., βPoppβn βer up on the black and white/unzipped and slipped βOoo thatβs tightββ. Not sure anyone would get away with that song these days π I guess this all is to say youβre right- depends on the song as much as anything.
@Burnt_Veggies @LadyDragonfly yeh they jumped all over the place but I do agree that on the overall they were happy horny. It's the vibe I listened to their music for.
Could even put them in angry/horny, come to think of it. Their sad stuff is rare in that decade
Full Metal Archaeopteryx@LadyDragonfly
There's only six bands here that aren't on my phone right now...
There's only six bands here that aren't on my phone right now...
It's Just Jenn π³οΈββ§οΈ@LadyDragonfly Radiohead is perfectly placed.
Bakunin Boys@Tweetfiction @LadyDragonfly Shouldn't Radiohead be leading the "sad" charts and probably a bit horny. They are the ones with the saddest song in the world.
RichardInSandy@LadyDragonfly itβs good to see Catherine Wheel get a nod.
@richardinsandy I feel like I went an entire summer with Black Metallic on a constant loop on my walkman
@LadyDragonfly I still play the "Chrome" album regularly, a fine recording.
Anthony@LadyDragonfly I was totally listening to everything in the blue circle!!! π±
Patrick Johanneson π π¨π¦@LadyDragonfly I don't see Primus but I also don't know where the hell I'd put them.
@LadyDragonfly @pjohanneson On an addendum chart of their own π€
Robert Petersen 
@pjohanneson Primus encompasses all
Walker Bohπ‘@LadyDragonfly I definitely skew Angry/Sad
Lizzy π«@LadyDragonfly I feel like Cake should be closer to the center.
@Stoned_Deva_ maybe a smidge
Kofi Loves Efia 
@LadyDragonfly this.... Is surprisingly accurate
zendao42@LadyDragonfly
Looks like I was firmly sarcastic but where would Ministry go?
Looks like I was firmly sarcastic but where would Ministry go?
@zendao42 right above Hole
Missy@LadyDragonfly i reject the angry/horny dichotomy
@imaginary_minx it's more of a spectrum
Reay Jespersen@LadyDragonfly Nine Inch Nails is nowhere near Angry? π€
@reay @LadyDragonfly it's a bit off a toss up between angry horny and sad horny, but I think they were sad more often
maegul
Robert "Chiaroscuro" Armstrong@LadyDragonfly The third axis for the cube would be smart/stupid.
@LadyDragonfly Also Limp Bizkit is at max Angry and Horny, defies this chart
@LadyDragonfly And finally, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones should be at the max Angry/Happy corner.
Scandinavian β Architect@LadyDragonfly are Foo Fighters totally emotionless or exactly 50-50 angry and horny and 50-50 happy and sad ? 
Female-presenting nipples@LadyDragonfly angry is the opposite of horny?
@FuchsiaShock this is science I don't make the rules
irrewirre@LadyDragonfly
It's funny 'cause it's true ... although I don't know all the bands (yet).
It's funny 'cause it's true ... although I don't know all the bands (yet).
Deborah Pickett@LadyDragonfly Gonna make a 90s band called Cakehole and now I know exactly where I have to aim.
Jo (she/they)