Aleen

File transfer protocol finally getting the keynote airtime it deserves.

...oh, never mind

#WWDC2023

Jun 5, 2023 at 6:14pmWeb
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
They can use wrist movements to help with your golf swing. Can they detect wrist movements so that knitting isn't considered exercise? #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
It's been a while since they One More Thinged! #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
Okay, Apple, time to do some convincing. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
Insert Futurama eyePhone episode here. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
"We've hired beautiful models to look like absolute goobers for this video." #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
The power cable coming out of the back of people's heads does not make this feel like less of a product for pod people. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
Also, this only works with certain hairstyles or bald heads. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
So, you can see everyone on FaceTime and you're a weird bubble? Or are you supposed to use your phone as a camera so people can see your creepy projected eyes? #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
Honestly, my #1 use case for this would be reading books in bed. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
I gagged when they showed the face-hugging side. I am so uncomfortable. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
Seriously, did they test this headset on people with curly hair? #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
This product is obviously not for me, but I appreciate the people who worked on it--it seems like an astounding piece of technology. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

battery pack for WHAT pockets, exactly?

sorry, femmes! #WWDC2023

Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
I keep thinking about how hard it is for developers to make enough money to justify iPad apps; I can't see how the App Store for VisionPro will be any more lucrative. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
Yeah, but my whole family can use my TV and state of the art sound system. That price justification sucks. #WWDC2023
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
Literally snort-laughing at the way these actors look. #WWDC2023
Show threadPeter van BroekhovenJun 5, 2023
@aleen Wait for it... https://mastodon.social/@pvanb/110493114593766479#.
Show threadThe Animal and the MachineJun 6, 2023

Good point @aleen!

Apple this fall is introducing the perfect accessory for the battery pack. We call it iPockets and we just love how feels. Inspired by boyfriend jeans 👖 we bring you MensOS. Like your clothing but with iPockets. These are made from plants and you can get your whole hand in them.

Show threadBrian WebsterJun 5, 2023
@aleen THEY STUDIED THOUSANDS OF HEADS
Show threadAleenJun 5, 2023
@bwebster BUT HOW MANY HAIRS
Show threadProbertd8Jun 5, 2023
@aleen With Snoopy involved - surely they tested it on someone with naturally curly hair?
Show threadAndrew PontiousJun 5, 2023
@aleen Right?!
Show threadBecky HansmeyerJun 5, 2023
@aleen I crocheted for like 5 miles one day. (oops) 😅
Show thread(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️‍🌈Jun 5, 2023

@aleen Better question: Why can't they ignore certain wrist movements like on a steering wheel? My watch says I've met my goal when all I've done is drive all day long. The steering evidently gets recorded as strides in the watch.

This is stupid. The watch knows I'm going 65 (GPS, right?). Does it think I can run that fast?

#WWDC #WWDC23 #WWDC2023

Show threadOld accountJun 5, 2023
@aleen How do you lonely men closed their rings? 😬