@siracusa No, but earth tones are a requirement.

@siracusa do you have to wear clothes? 🤣

@siracusa well I bet you can afford it only if you own some designer clothing already 🤷🏽‍♂️

@siracusa you might as well, with that heavy cord.

@siracusa I want augmented reality that will remove the clutter from my house so that I can pretend my kids have picked up their shoes and socks and bookbags.

@siracusa that's what the down pointing cameras are for!

@siracusa and where does that wire go?

@siracusa while sitting in your house’s sun-bathed salon.

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@siracusa No, but it only works in perfectly beautiful uncluttered rooms.

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Only if they’re hyper-futuristic.

@siracusa A (slightly) more serious question… for those of us that do not have perfect 20/20 vision does this still work? One of my eyes is considerably weaker than the other and traditional old style 3D never worked for me.

@siracusa now introducing, vision merchandise pro. Made out of seamless fabric.

@siracusa No. You should look like you are part of the Borg collective for the greatest impact

@siracusa You can just wear your underware. Socks are optional.

I lost the tab, but I found it under the couch.

@siracusa only if they have a custom battery pocket

@siracusa Apple has secretly been waging a campaign to make Skinny Jesns unfashionable for the last four years

@siracusa Yes

@siracusa it's ok because we'll want new wardrobes to wear in our new beautiful houses anyway

@siracusa “What am I, a farmer?”

@siracusa Every Apple Vision Pro comes with $300 store credit for Mack Weldon