Mike Noe

@mikenoe
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ML/AI Engineer & Technical Leader | Production ML Systems | Real-Time Bidding & AdTech
GitHubhttps://github.com/NotYoCheese
LinkedInhttps://www.linkedin.com/in/mike-j-noe
Bloghttps://mikenoe.com
Hugging Facehttps://huggingface.co/mikenoe
Mike Noe1h ago
Max Leibman16h ago

I posted shit about AI last night, went viral.

I posted shit about Elon Musk this afternoon, went viral.

I need to think up something nice to say about Linux so I can have the Mastodon Tech Trifecta.

Mike Noe19h ago
azteclady4d ago

#Libraries #Pride This is the fuck WHY.

(have tissues handy)

Mike NoeMay 22
John GruberMay 21

Not sure when this started but Tom's Hardware is now putting brief synopses of its articles entirely in the URL slugs. This one is 243 characters long, which, back in the day, would have been 103 characters too long to fit in a tweet.

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/big-tech/samsung-reportedly-set-to-distribute-up-to-usd26-6-billion-to-staff-in-ai-driven-semiconductor-bonuses-after-last-minute-union-deal-average-payouts-could-approach-usd400-000-per-chip-employee

Mike NoeMay 21
stux⚡️May 21
Huh? Ah!
Mike NoeMay 11
@caseyliss how did you learn that your park bench had MMW coverage? Does the phone show an indicator, did you see it on a map, or luck?
Mike NoeMay 7
DgarMay 7, 2024
Mike NoeMay 5

37% → 78%. Doubled my web scraper's success rate by swapping requests for curl_cffi to mimic Chrome's TLS handshake.

Bonus: deleting 22 lines of "defensive" header overrides added another 2pp. They were undermining the impersonation.

Modern WAFs fingerprint TLS ClientHello and HTTP/2 SETTINGS, not User-Agents.

https://mikenoe.com/posts/tls-fingerprinting-curl-cffi/

#python #webscraping #ai

Mike NoeMay 5
Chris MederMay 5
This robot installs 80 panels/hour. One every 45 sec. 1,920/day ≈ 0.0008 GW/day per line. Sounds small. It’s not. Scale this across thousands of lines and #solar becomes manufacturing, not construction. 👉 10,000 lines = 8 GW/day. That’s HOW China is winning the energy game.
Mike NoeMay 4
tjhowseMay 3
Can web developers stop fucking with scroll bars please? No website is so beautiful that it justifies losing the ability to see how far the page scrolls down. I don't give two shits about your design vision.
Mike NoeMay 1
Brent ToderianApr 30
Never forget that when Seoul, Korea removed the Cheonggyecheon expressway in 2003 and replaced it with a restored stream, 1000 acre park and improved public transit, not only did it TRANSFORM the city’s public life and economic success, but the car traffic got better. The car traffic got BETTER.