What is the #phish take you've heard that is so bad you can't shake it?

For me it is someone who tweeted that in 1994, he and all of his friends used to head straight for the bathroom when Down With Disease used to start because it was so bad and predictable.

The jams of '94 Diseases were 5-6 minutes of patient, melodic and explosive tension and release jamming. Soaring melodies with relentless urgency.

To single them out still has me muttering to myself a few years after reading it.

@drewphish the one that takes the cake for me is “song length = quality of playing” and it’s everywhere
@Rosey @drewphish you obviously haven't heard this 70 minute long version of Hell Yeah
@chris @drewphish Chris, I will be honest. I’ve never listened to any version of Hell Yeah. That may say more about me than pppp, but it’s the truth.
@Rosey @drewphish it's all good. Just messing 😏