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I saw IL Gov Pritzker had $1.4M in gambling winnings on his 24 tax return, and I thought it was cool until I saw his Hyatt net worth is $4B. That’s a $350.00 win for a millionaire. Put a little skin in the game, buddy. Scared money don’t make money.

Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age, but I wish the acoustic on a stand from the Mondegreen secret set was a permanent fixture on the stage with T-boss.

My kid’s best friend’s parents are chefs (both appeared on Top Chef) and run 3x Beard-nominated restaurants. Tonight my wife and I are going to the “friends and family” opening of their next venture. Sometimes Miami is cool.

That satisfying sensation you feel when some asshat in a jacked up pick-up truck honks incessantly then illegally passes you, only to be immediately pulled over by a cop who saw it all.

Fuck all the way off with this Lion King shit encore. Not cute. Not ironically funny. Not good. I’m 30 seconds in and it’s decided.

Kid is from Walpole, MA and the Sawks could’ve had him. You just hate to see it.

Woke up to Taylor singing about Trav’s schlong and Goose singing Ween. Topsy turvy world full o’ surprises.

Second set Butter Rum is criminal.