Ken WhiteProposition: convince these people that toiletries — toothpaste, deodorant, toilet paper, soap — are gay and trans and woke, until they wind up looking and smelling like the newscasters from Batman after the Joker poisons stuff with Smilex.
David A. Pirata Informático 
@Popehat Showering and using deodorant for men removes the natural smells from the body. It's totally gay and woke to use them.
Rue Ciphervale@riskymanag3ment @Popehat there is a substantial subset of what i'll charitably call 'men' that are already refraining from wiping too thoroughly *or* washing the area with any diligence because approaching the general ass region might give them The Gays
JohnW@palecur @riskymanag3ment @Popehat Now that's funny! 😅
I guess they'll be alone because women sure wouldn't take them either.
@the_Effekt @riskymanag3ment @Popehat that women still choose to date men at all is the strongest evidence we have that sexual orientation is not a choice, because if you had any other option, why would you
Covidiocracy@riskymanag3ment @Popehat
Truly manly, muscular, straight, strong men, with tears in their eyes and a penchant for calling other men "Sir," know how important and macho it is to maintain a pungent taint musk, which as I understand it happens to also be Elon's 11th surprise-kid's name
Truly manly, muscular, straight, strong men, with tears in their eyes and a penchant for calling other men "Sir," know how important and macho it is to maintain a pungent taint musk, which as I understand it happens to also be Elon's 11th surprise-kid's name
Bill Seitz@riskymanag3ment @Popehat it washes away our Purity of Essence.
Stoicism is My Charm
Grinning Cat 
🚫👑@riskymanag3ment @Popehat I've been doing it for decades, and it didn't make me gay. (Or straight.) Or trans.
Hopefully I'd have been "woke" to injustices with or without decent bathing and grooming!