Ken WhiteProposition: convince these people that toiletries — toothpaste, deodorant, toilet paper, soap — are gay and trans and woke, until they wind up looking and smelling like the newscasters from Batman after the Joker poisons stuff with Smilex.
David A. Pirata Informático 
@Popehat Showering and using deodorant for men removes the natural smells from the body. It's totally gay and woke to use them.
Grinning Cat 
🚫👑@riskymanag3ment @Popehat I've been doing it for decades, and it didn't make me gay. (Or straight.) Or trans.
Hopefully I'd have been "woke" to injustices with or without decent bathing and grooming!