Ken WhiteProposition: convince these people that toiletries — toothpaste, deodorant, toilet paper, soap — are gay and trans and woke, until they wind up looking and smelling like the newscasters from Batman after the Joker poisons stuff with Smilex.
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@Popehat Showering and using deodorant for men removes the natural smells from the body. It's totally gay and woke to use them.
Rue Ciphervale@riskymanag3ment @Popehat there is a substantial subset of what i'll charitably call 'men' that are already refraining from wiping too thoroughly *or* washing the area with any diligence because approaching the general ass region might give them The Gays
JohnW@palecur @riskymanag3ment @Popehat Now that's funny! 😅
I guess they'll be alone because women sure wouldn't take them either.
@the_Effekt @riskymanag3ment @Popehat that women still choose to date men at all is the strongest evidence we have that sexual orientation is not a choice, because if you had any other option, why would you