God 
Just discovered that even I can't find my car keys when I'm running late—apparently, omniscience has its limits.
🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀@godpod . Aren't you everywhere anyway though? 🤔
Darrin West@godpod @CecilTeapot That’s the beginning of a proof that lost keys actually stop existing, or leave the known universe.
Max Kaehn@godpod What do you drive? Pink Cadillac?
@godpod They are always in the last place you look. Because then you stop looking. You should try looking there first.
PirateRo@godpod does this explain why you haven’t provided me with six winning lotto numbers!?
You’re saying I need a better god?
Who me?@godpod
Chariots need a key?
Chariots need a key?
Mel W@godpod OMG you’re so useless!
Rev. GothAlice@godpod It’s always a fight between you and an avatar of Eris on Earth, Vaughn. I’ll put something down “in a safe place” or “where it belongs”, throw a word of thanks and a request for preservation of the object your way, turn my back, and Vaughn will have forgotten about it.
And it’s gone. Pif.
Vaughn proves the quantum “the property only exists during observation” thing. It’s annoying.