As a hearing aid user myself since ~birth, and a technologist who likes to build things, this sort of situation would be a double nightmare: https://www.sapiens.org/culture/planned-obsolescence-cochlear-implants/

Imagine if your glasses stopped working without getting software updates. It's insanity, with shades of @pluralistic's "Unauthorized Bread".

Who Pays the Price When Cochlear Implants Go Obsolete?

Some cochlear implant users who can’t afford to keep up with compulsory technology upgrades are now losing their hearing.

SAPIENS

@jxf @pluralistic yes, I’ve previously read about the terrible consequences for users of experimental bionic implants when venture capitalists get bored with the research project because it’s not being rolled out quickly or widely enough to be profitable to them. Then they pull the funding and the devices can’t be replaced when they stop working

From memory I have read separate stories about a bionic eye implant and a spinal implant. At least one recipient was an engineer who has taught themselves to repair and retrofit their own device, but what makes this so devastating is that in some cases, the surgery to install the device was so invasive that without it now they are worse off than if they’d never got it in the first place

It’s real dystopian cyberpunk stuff

@incrediblemelk @jxf @pluralistic ISTR there was such a story about a brain implant... The early days of biometrics were like this - Isystems would be installed, then the company would go out of business, and when it broke down it was a real problem.
@incrediblemelk @jxf @pluralistic See also Andrea Matwyshyn's work on the INternet of Bodies.
@jxf @pluralistic very similar story with some EOL vision implants
https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete
Their Bionic Eyes Are Now Obsolete and Unsupported

These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget... inside their bodies.

IEEE Spectrum
@jxf That puts me in mind of this horrifying piece I read a few weeks back - https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete @pluralistic
Their Bionic Eyes Are Now Obsolete and Unsupported

These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget... inside their bodies.

IEEE Spectrum

@jxf @pluralistic This reminds me of "Repo: the Genetic Opera" except that you don't need "men with guns repossessing your artificial lung"

No, all you will need is "Support for Lung 2.4 has run out"

@jxf @pluralistic I'm sure some genius will come up with a way to make glasses a subscription service...
@wendyg @jxf @pluralistic They call them contact lenses.
@Guillotine @jxf @pluralistic Ah, yes. Yet another reason I don't have those...
@jxf @pluralistic This is the dark side of innovation. Where amazing advances are hailed as breakthroughs and quite rightly so but then made obsolete a few years down the line. It is why I am very cagey about the "internet of things".
@jxf @pluralistic this is terrible!!! Thanks for raising the profile of this.
@jxf @pluralistic unnecessarily forcing a surgical operation on somebody is assault.

@jxf @pluralistic
Not wanting to sound ironic, glasses “stop working” for many users, especially if your required prescription changes over the years.

In my case, yes, when I was younger, I was able to wear the same glasses for over a decade.

But now, my bifocal computer working glasses that cost slightly under €1K need an update every 18–24 months.

https://mastodon.social/@jxf/110420398248478225

That is a shame. And I am glad to cooperate with MEDEL who would never do this. They still support their very first patients.

@jxf @pluralistic @neilhimself

@jxf @pluralistic I’m sure at some point companies will be pushing software-dependant glasses that will instantly become opaque if the user stops paying the fees.
@jxf @pluralistic And people ask why I don’t “just get a cochlear” for my deaf ear…I think I’ll retain my ability to hear explosions, thank you very much. Helpful in this country that increasingly feels like it’s in the middle of a war against civilians and children. #HOH #AssistiveTech #PlannedObsolescence
@jxf @pluralistic bilat HAs for 4 decades myself. Then I got a left CI 16 months ago. Still on the fence about that decision. The app for it is useless.

@jxf There's something along those lines but arguably worse which @pluralistic wrote about a little while ago: https://pluralistic.net/2022/12/12/unsafe-at-any-speed/

Note the mention of new & added side-effects.

Pluralistic: Orphaned neurological implants (12 Dec 2022) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

@jxf @pluralistic its crazy. Like if your fire alarm won’t work unless you agree to the new tos.

@jxf @pluralistic

When a company can effectively "brick" your brain, we have taken DRM too far.
I thought the DRM controlled motocycle safety gear was the worst, but we have a new winner with cochlear implants.
Recall a heart valve if we don't maintain subscription?

https://hackaday.com/2021/05/18/do-you-really-own-it-motorcycle-airbag-requires-additional-purchase-to-inflate/

Do You Really Own It? Motorcycle Airbag Requires Additional Purchase To Inflate

If you ride a motorcycle, you may have noticed that the cost of airbag vests has dropped. In one case, something very different is going on here. As reported by Motherboard, you can pick up a KLIM …

Hackaday

@Erickam @jxf @pluralistic

why recalling? Just stop it from remote🤦‍♂️

@Erickam @jxf @pluralisti
So Repo men's the next sci fi to become reality

This truly is the worst timeline

@jxf this is taking enshittification to its logical conclusion. One can imagine an artificial heart, if those can ever be made to work long-term, with Digital Restrictions Management (h/t RMS), where maintaining your subscription payments literally becomes a matter of life and death.