Poor Choices Made Fresh DailyMay 25, 2023
Another Angry Woman
babe are you ok, you've barely touched your lorem ipsum dolor & cheddar wrap
May 25, 2023 at 10:45amWeb
Show threadLappenjammerMay 25, 2023
@stavvers Soz but it looks kind of mouldy. That is far too much dolor for me.
Show threadjprestonianMay 25, 2023
@stavvers
run run run from the water
Show threadHugo MillsMay 25, 2023
@stavvers Well, even the label writer thinks it was nonummy.
Show threadWhiskey BottleMay 25, 2023
@stavvers It’s the cheddar. Everyone knows lorem ipsum should be served with a nice Gruyère.
Show threadSamMay 25, 2023
@stavvers I left it on the car seat by accident, so I’m not sure if I’ve sit amet.
Show threadJesseMay 25, 2023
@stavvers Looks like a lorem ipsum dolor de estómago
Show threadernmalleyscatMay 25, 2023
@stavvers word salad
Show threadGiliellMay 25, 2023
@ernmalleyscat @stavvers Best reply yet
Show threadgavinisdie May 25, 2023
@stavvers Amazon mold prime
Show threadMatt RoundMay 25, 2023
@stavvers The finished wrap will contain fish, it's a plaiceholder
Show threadDamien (TIG BUSINESS)May 25, 2023
@mattround @stavvers
Show threadnot a martian, honestMay 25, 2023

@stavvers ohhhh.... I wonder how that tastes.

and if it fit for human consumption.

Show thread🌻 𝕰𝖗𝖎𝖈May 25, 2023
@stavvers Oh, I HATE it when they put the lorem on before the ipsum!!! yuck
Show threadnigeljohnwadeMay 25, 2023
@stavvers If it's not got any adipiscing I am not touching it.
Show threadsteev hiseMay 25, 2023
@stavvers just read that the Cicero phrase that lorem ipsum originally comes from translates to “Nor is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain.” Appropriate.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽May 25, 2023
@detritus @stavvers
because it is bread?
Show threadStuart Celarier ❌👑May 25, 2023
@stavvers Ha! I would definitely order the Lorem Ipsum if it was on the menu!
Show threadfor a day, while . . . 🗽May 25, 2023

@stavvers

yeah, too much filler for me, thanks anyway

you know, empty calories

Show threadAskToobzeeMay 25, 2023
@stavvers You know I'm not a fan of nonummy.
Show threadgoth jessica   May 25, 2023

@stavvers

sure lorem ipsum & cheddar is a ridiculous product
but there are no bad products only bad prices
and look; it only costs 1 dolor 😜 😆 winner

Show threadmybarkingdogsMay 25, 2023
@stavvers IT'S ALSO MOLDY
Show threadCloud QuinnMay 25, 2023
@stavvers @_L1vY_ well, I can taste the ipsum, but I think they were stingy with the lorem on this one.
Show threadThe Evil MicrowizardMay 25, 2023
@stavvers Well at least there's Cheddar ...? 😅
Show threadJanet CormackMay 25, 2023
@stavvers I live in Wales for a while all HSBC “bilingual notices” in the branch began Lorem Ipsum
Show threadtextcontainerMay 25, 2023
@stavvers Inspected! :-D ✅
Show threadKay Ohtie 🎈🌵🐺May 25, 2023
@stavvers @bersl2 "I said I wanted Latin American food"
"But this is...oh you meant without the 'and', I guess"
Show threadDr Kim FoaleMay 25, 2023
@stavvers i guess its full of greeking salad?
Show threadseanheckingMay 25, 2023
@stavvers delicious 😋
Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)May 25, 2023

@stavvers Sourced from @PavelASamsonov?

https://mastodon.social/@PavelASamsonov/110424696404444852

Show threadPascalMay 25, 2023
@stavvers sorry honey, it’s nonummy
Show threadJonathan PolleyMay 25, 2023
@stavvers @HollyGoDarkly Watching K-Dramas, I’ve been surprised at the number of Lorem Ipsum branded items in South Korea. 😂
Show threadSabrina Web  📎May 26, 2023
@stavvers ok, now I want to taste one of these
Show threadCatherine DevlinMay 26, 2023
@stavvers How long will it be before "internet nerdy leaking into physical world" stops being funny? Not this decade, that's for sure.
Show threadTim RichardsMay 26, 2023
@stavvers @kupfers I think the lorem has gone off
Show threadLuna LacteaMay 26, 2023
@stavvers I can smell the mold through the plastic & through my screen.
Show threadhiding from plagues ☣️♿May 28, 2023
@stavvers Amazon kitchen 🙃
Show threadkeitharsisDec 30, 2023

@stavvers

I love Greek food!

Show threadJason GallaDec 30, 2023
@stavvers Is this a warning to the lactose intolerant? #latinJokes
Show threadTirrimas  🚫👑Dec 30, 2023
@stavvers "dolor" is right 🤮
Show threadBecca 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 🇵🇸Dec 31, 2023

@stavvers "inspected"...

really?

Show threadLikely Jan LukasJan 2, 2024

@stavvers

Here, eat my words. 😂

Show threadJesse Alexander, WB2IFS/3Jan 2, 2024
@stavvers ewwwwu
Show threadCaroline KinlundJan 14, 2024
@stavvers eh, pre-packaged sandwiches like this never have enough etaoin shrdlu in them anyway
Show threadSarah WJan 14, 2024
@stavvers
Tbh, I don't fancy having a tincident.