Hit the 20 year home owner anniversary & now I'm getting hit by creeps that want to buy my house cheap & flip it.
What's next, reverse mortgage scams?
I'M NOT THAT OLD!
Now get off my f-ing lawn before I complain to the local CBS news affiliate so that their washed up "investigative news veteran" (that only got the job b/c he knows how to blackmail the GM as he waits for retirement) will set up a sting operation & you MAY or MAY NOT get investigated by the local police.
What's next, reverse mortgage scams?
I'M NOT THAT OLD!
Now get off my f-ing lawn before I complain to the local CBS news affiliate so that their washed up "investigative news veteran" (that only got the job b/c he knows how to blackmail the GM as he waits for retirement) will set up a sting operation & you MAY or MAY NOT get investigated by the local police.

