how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die
@RikerGoogling Every day is a good day to die.

@RikerGoogling *pulls out PowerPoint with calculations about optimizing your death day for best placement in StVoKor*

*gets murdered for being a nerd*

*ranks high in Nerd StoVoKor for dying in glorious nerd death*

@RikerGoogling it’s in the stars
@RikerGoogling it depends whether it’s a good day to sharpen their bat’leth, charge their pain sticks, feed their gach, walk their targ, keg their blood wine… they’ve got a busy schedule.
@RikerGoogling if the day ends in "y" it's a good dying day
@RikerGoogling Sunny, light breeze, about 75 degrees, after a good lunch. Lots of blood wine helps.
@RikerGoogling
It's part of the Klingon week. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Dieday, Saturday
@RikerGoogling High air pressure, minimal cloud cover, strong surf report.
@RikerGoogling they check the deather forecast
@RikerGoogling They wake up and check if they can see their shadow.