I was on Twitter for five years and I ended up with 8,000 followers.

I've been on Mastodon for five months, and I already have 16,000 on here.

I think the biggest difference is that Mastodon just leaves me alone to do whatever I feel like doing, whereas Twitter would go out of its way to punch me in the head anytime I tried to enjoy the platform.

@lowqualityfacts
Who doesn't like a good punch in the head?... maybe a 4x4 or a tire swing... saves from spending money on alcohol and drugs.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, I'll leave you alone for five years on a platform. Sure!