Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (I'm sitting in my living room, he's a large jug of red juice that bursts through the side of my wall)
@roxiqt getting dehydrated just so heโ€™ll appear is called a thirst trap
@roxiqt Every time I drink a large jug of 'red juice', I feel I can run through a wall.
Xrays show that isn't feasible...
@roxiqt How romantic! Lucky you! I hope he stays chill.

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You can't swipe right because of all the condensation, though.