Sheril Kirshenbaum

I don’t own chickens. Or any birds for that matter. And even if I did, I probably wouldn’t dress them up as adorable feathered crossing guards.

But sometimes the algorithms for targeted ads on #SocialMedia are so very wrong, they’re simply delightful.

Still, I’m very happy they’re not part of #Mastodon.

May 16, 2023 at 1:07amMetatext
Show threadDr Suzanne she/herMay 16, 2023
@Sheril This is a safety issue. Those chickens definitely needs those vests.
Show threadBeckySayMay 16, 2023
@Sheril this is really silly, but they actually have something called saddles for chickens, designed to protect them from getting pecked by other chickens
Show threadAlan Langford 🇨🇦🧤🧊摏May 16, 2023
@Sheril Don't count your chickens until they have high vis vests.
Show threadRichard KnottMay 16, 2023
@Sheril @Aminorjourney
Show threadMichael of the BergMay 16, 2023
@Sheril wait, Omlet Australia? Way to rub it in guys…
Show threadAnneTheWriterMay 18, 2023

@Sheril

A friend of mine who allows her #parrots to #FreeFlight in her home, uses similar vests to keep the bird poop from messing the house, and also for harnesses to leash and keep them from flying away outdoors.

It might sound weird to non-bird people, but it's actually very practical.

#PetParrots #ParrotsOfMastodon #PetBirds #Parrotstodon #Chickens #PetChickens