A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.

Bartender: “What’s wrong buddy?”

Strip: “Where do I even begin?”

@dgar
That's just one side of the story.
@dgar @JensHannemann this is the second best joke ever
@dcreemer @dgar @JensHannemann Asking for the first? 🤷🏼‍♂️
Voted One Of The Funniest Jokes In The World - by Emo Phillips Crazy Coder

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@dcreemer @iDGS @dgar Yeah, I could have guessed that one. This was a very nice delivery, haven't heard of Emo Phillips before, which is strange, because I have plenty of US friends who like that kind of humor. I'll have to check him out.
@dgar
Sometime later, an argument started.. it was one sided.
@dgar What did the bartender serve? A Klein bottle?

@dgar

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GTFO!!!!1!
*Points sternly towards the front door*

@dgar
Damn. A math joke. But I really liked it. And I won’t topologize.
@dgar I think that's a rather one sided story.
@dgar cc @jwz One for the weekly "walks into a bar" collection for you.
Can a Möbius stripper be two faced?
@dgar And also, there's no end to it.
@dgar der ist 😅 hilarious!
@dgar when I look at my life, I have the impression of seeing the same decor scrolling over and over again. even in times when I could have changed paths, I finally did everything to find myself on the same path even unconsciously...
@dgar ...and how will it ever end?

@dgar

" ... where do I even begin? Just cut me some slack!"

Bartender: "One piece or two?"

@dgar
Can I get a drink now?
How about now?
How about now?
Now?
@dgar good story, but no depth of character...
@dgar
Probably got kicked outta the strip club