Les OrchardAnything can be a cat toy if you don’t want it to be
(🖬🖫). ₍^. .^₎⟆@lmorchard Thanks for getting me this rare one of a kind pda *bats it off the table*
Daneelit's ok, you're just speeding up disassembly :P
Unixorn - 90% Snark by weightI thought I'd lost my usb->emmc adapter because ADHD, but it turned up mysteriously in the heated cat bed.
Corvid CroneWhy is there packing paper on the floor?
That's the cat's paper
Why is there a crumpled receipt in the chair?
That's the cat's receipt
weirdherm 
@CorvidCrone @lmorchard What about all these boxes? They're the cat's boxes, don't move them
@weirdofhermiston @CorvidCrone Yeah, there is a cardboard box in my office. Sometimes I recycle it, but only if there's another one of similar size to replace it
@lmorchard @CorvidCrone Haha same "this is a good box, I can finally replace cats old box"
@lmorchard @weirdofhermiston there is a cardboard pallet in my bedroom that my large cat has decided is his bed. He sleeps there every night. Cheapest cat bed we ever got.
On recycling day, my little cat jumps from box to box like, "noooooo, I'm still using this!" No you aren't, you've ignored it for two weeks, and that one, and that one. Ok, we'll leave that this one, but just this one.
Kim@lmorchard See also: Dog food.
Mystery Babylon 
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Deb4+ aka Deborah DT 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Pusher Of Pixels (old account)@lmorchard "I am a cat and I am playing with it...ergo it is a cat toy and not a priceless family heirloom"
corb@lmorchard Even a laptop. @$^&Z&UIO5674659606 gfgi7o85yydcjvukyku
Michael Helm@lmorchard Same substitute "parrot" for "cat"
Kathy Stanford@lmorchard Life is a cat toy.
Son of a Sailor@lmorchard Those are usually their favorites.
Max Kaehn@lmorchard If the cat can move it, it can be a cat toy.
Jamie@lmorchard lol it’s so true. Stuffed animals intended for humans, stress balls, lego, buttons, ziploc bags, straws… 😂
Jeff KC9UNZ@lmorchard tru dat!
Rai Aren 🖖✨📚🇺🇦
George Liquor, American@lmorchard These are literally Delmer's two favorite toys, neither of which is technically a cat toy
#CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon
#CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon
TheSurrealSeal@liquor_american @lmorchard
He's imaginative - I feel for you.
Meggie goes hunting for toys in the little trinket basket on my dresser. (Her favourite is my lipstick)
He's imaginative - I feel for you.
Meggie goes hunting for toys in the little trinket basket on my dresser. (Her favourite is my lipstick)
Natalie@liquor_american @lmorchard That reminds me, I need to find whatever my cat was batting around the floor last night (it didn't sound like a cat toy).
@tannat @liquor_american Yeah, odds are that’ll be something important 😅
@lmorchard @liquor_american The only thing I found was a toy spring, so she's in the clear. 😹
Skiriki Fyxe@lmorchard As demonstrated by my kitten here -- that fascinating orange glowing button on my desktop, which meant I had to cook up DIY protection in a hurry.