Les OrchardAnything can be a cat toy if you don’t want it to be
Corvid CroneWhy is there packing paper on the floor?
That's the cat's paper
Why is there a crumpled receipt in the chair?
That's the cat's receipt
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@CorvidCrone @lmorchard What about all these boxes? They're the cat's boxes, don't move them
@weirdofhermiston @CorvidCrone Yeah, there is a cardboard box in my office. Sometimes I recycle it, but only if there's another one of similar size to replace it
@lmorchard @CorvidCrone Haha same "this is a good box, I can finally replace cats old box"
@lmorchard @weirdofhermiston there is a cardboard pallet in my bedroom that my large cat has decided is his bed. He sleeps there every night. Cheapest cat bed we ever got.
On recycling day, my little cat jumps from box to box like, "noooooo, I'm still using this!" No you aren't, you've ignored it for two weeks, and that one, and that one. Ok, we'll leave that this one, but just this one.