Here’s a poem called ‘How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors’.
@brianbilston Masterful! You really bit the bullet on the head there!
@brianbilston you did it again! I keep on smiling :)
@donnina Very pleased to hear that, Donna

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Genuinely giggling, and hoping I can remember some of these when I need them.

Thanks for this Brian 😆

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People who use mixed metaphors should be hoisted by their own medicine. String them up, I say, and throw away the rope. The only language they understand is too good for them!
@brianbilston I'm reminded of a certain one of those books with the subdivided pages that you can turn independently, in this case featuring nursery rhymes. I always liked the one about the individual who put in his thumb and pulled out a plum and pretty maids all in a row.
@brianbilston Excellent! Sounds like Archie Bunker and Dr. Phil had a love child.
@brianbilston I like that. Fun with words is always a joy.
@brianbilston That sounds like an episode of The Sopranos, especially Little Carmine
@brianbilston I really enjoyed this one! ❤️
@brianbilston I think that bridge has already sailed out of the frying pan and onto the burner.
@brianbilston keep your door closed and your enemies closer 😂
@brianbilston i've been fond of "we can burn that bridge when we get to it" for a long time :)
@tshirtman It’s a way of life for me.
@brianbilston This deserves to become legendary.
@brianbilston Leading the horse up the flag pole and seeing who salutes.
@brianbilston Fantastic! I love good word play, and this is certainly that.

@brianbilston This is brilliant! Thank you.

It may also be the first piece of text known to be written by a human that could convince me it was written by #ChatGPT...

@brianbilston @jkfanghanel Brilliant. Follow these steps and the sky will be your oyster (as my sister once said, totally sincerely) 😆