historic drystone sheep dykeApr 18, 2023

Omg ok ok ok I'm finally allowed to post about this:

I am going to be on JEOPARDY, THE ACTUAL TV GAME SHOW on wednesday May 3!! that's in two weeks! this is not a prank, there I am next to Mayim Bialik from the big bang theory, who is hosting the episode. you can tell it's me because I don't really know what I'm doing with my arms here

edit: that's today!

Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeApr 19, 2023
Every time I see this boosted in my timeline it takes a second to register that it's me
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeApr 19, 2023
Just starting to sink in that two weeks from now my goofy ass is gonna be on a show 9 million people watch
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMay 2, 2023
tomorrow!!!!
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMay 3, 2023
FOLKS
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMay 4, 2023
So!! I won yesterday which means I'm in today's jeopardy episode too! I'm actually trapped there until another Highlander decapitates me
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMay 5, 2023
Doctor: treatment is simple. Jeopardy champ hannah is on tv tonight. go and see her. that should pick you up
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMay 8, 2023
My back is pretty sore from sleeping on the stage all weekend but it's finally Monday which means I'm on jeopardy! again!! Will another contestant free me from this endless cycle of questions and answers or will I continue to be trapped in game show saṃsāra? Tune in to find out
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMay 9, 2023
I’m still on jeopardy! Today is game FIVE which means if i win then i’m guaranteed a spot in the Tournament of Champions, which is pretty cool imo
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMay 9, 2023
Here’s a sizzle reel the show made of all the ass i’ve kicked since last week https://twitter.com/jeopardy/status/1655957899611607040
Jeopardy! on Twitter

“A spot in this year's ToC is on the line! Will Hannah secure a 5th win? #Jeopardy!”

Twitter
Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wifeMay 9, 2023
@hannah it's so incredible that every comment below this is like WE LOVE HANNAH! THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION! someone actually says HANNAH IS LIKABLE!!
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMay 9, 2023
@mark tbh this whole thing has been pretty effective at shutting up the part of my brain that’s like “what if you’re actually very annoying and everyone barely tolerates your presence”
zara weinbergMay 10, 2023
Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wife
@hannah complete strangers, upon seeing you, think, "Yes. I am aligned with Hannah; her victories are my victories."
May 9, 2023 at 5:29pmWeb
Show threadRoberto CalamariMay 9, 2023

@mark @hannah

that;s right. 😤

Show threadmastodon quixoteMay 10, 2023
@mark @hannah i am! they are!! shut up!!!!!