Megan Fox

It's completely unfair that humans didn't evolve with 3 hands for the holding of coffee AND toast AND the phone

Like what were the gods thinking, seriously- which of these do you expect me to put down, none, that's right

May 10, 2023 at 5:24pmWeb
Show threadMegan FoxMay 10, 2023
Anyways what I'm saying is that Bobby was the sage of our generation
Show threadWorthless BumsMay 10, 2023
@glassbottommeg
Show threadTess SniderMay 10, 2023
@glassbottommeg I need to be able to sip coffee, mouse, and type at the same time.
Show threadEniko (moved ➡ gamedev.place)May 10, 2023
@glassbottommeg if we keep having coffee and toast and phone at the same time then over time we will evolve a third arm/hand
Show threadMegan FoxMay 10, 2023
@eniko what if belly is evolved third hand / phone rest
Show threadGamma  May 10, 2023
@glassbottommeg 🤔 https://spectrum.ieee.org/human-augmentation
Roboticists Want to Give You a Third Arm

Unused bandwidth in neurons can be tapped to control extra limbs

IEEE Spectrum
Show threadMegan FoxMay 10, 2023
@GammaGames fuck yeeaaaa toast hand
Show threadKaryl  May 10, 2023
@glassbottommeg @GammaGames Perhaps in this shining future, "I've got a third leg" won't just be a weird come-on!
Show threaddcfedorMay 10, 2023

@glassbottommeg for your hands-free toast experience:

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